January 23, 2008

Lock. Stock. And two smoking Tractors.

Went to the Denver Stock Show Parade. I think for this one, let’s just do a lot of pictures.

Too bad Colorado can't claim this.
Too bad Colorado can’t claim this.

And it's Farmall by a nose...
And it’s Farmall by a nose…

Go America!!!!!! Whooooohoooo!
Go America!!!!!!! Whoooooohoooo!


See, Donny. This is what happens when you show up late.
See, Donny. This is what happens when you show up late.

January 23, 2008

Narcisserotic

Tired of reading about the burning loins of perfect strangers? Check out yournovel.com. Simply provide your name and the name of your partner along with 25 facts about yourselves, and they’ll personalize a romance novel in the setting of your choice.

Smutty mad libs. Word.

January 16, 2008

Green eggs and…

Ok. Maybe the Seuss reference was a little easy. But there are Chinese scientists experimenting on how cloned animals can pass altered genes onto their offspring (one little piggy… two little piggy), and they picked pigs. And they picked the color green. So I blame them.

Read more at: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22563650/

January 16, 2008

Be careful. You could get sucked in.

[Update: Video has been pulled by the Church of Scientology. So they do want recruits? What are they hiding? Holy cult, batman!]

Say his name three times while you watch this, and you’ll see a UFO fly by your window.

“Tom Cruise. Tom Cruise. Tom Cruise.” AAAAAAAAHHHHH it really works!

Now kiddies, remember our buzz words for today are: “KSW, borgs, thetans, scabbage?, and SPs” … oh, and “druggies, criminals, world peace.”

January 14, 2008

New stuff for Yamaha Music Schools

Last night, I helped my buddy Michael crank out some ads for Yamaha Music Schools. Michael’s an awesome art director. You can check him out at michaelmaciolek.com

There are no one man bands.

So your mom thinks your the sickest guitarist since Hendrix. And? Everyone’s got a mom. Far fewer have what it takes to prove it to other musicians every day. Bring your skills to Yamaha Music Schools, and learn the ropes from some of the best musicians in the biz. You might even find your John, Ringo and George.

Good thing the B-Boys got together.

They took Zeppelin’s drum beats, chords from Pink Floyd and rifts from the Psycho score — then shook ‘em all up and came up with a sound no one can imitate. And that’s what it’s about. At Yamaha Music Schools, talented people collide every day. Sharing ideas and pushing past what’s been done. Ch-check it out.

He could have been one of those street performers.

Rivers Cuomo had mastered the guitars, drums, clarinet, harmonica and piano. He probably could have juggled that cymbal rig, too. But in 1992, he plugged in with the boys of Weezer and never looked back. It’s like that at Yamaha Music Schools. You won’t just learn the skills. You’ll meet musicians you’ll play with for rock eternity.

January 10, 2008

Jones Soda “spot”

Here’s a fun little iMovie spot I did for Jones Soda. Enjoy!

Hee.

January 10, 2008

Doppelganger

It was the king of crappy days. So Nate and Ryan surprised me with this awesome painting. It was done by this artist who paints famous people on plywood. And well, its kind of my image double. (Really, it’s Ally Sheedy.)

What’s awesome is this possession strikes the perfect joy-to-stuff ratio. The friends that brought it my way are the joy, and it’s pretty cool “stuff” to hang on a wall.

Ally Sheedy

January 10, 2008

My little buddy

This is Easter. He’s pretty much the coolest thing ever.

I got him from a guy who lived behind a car dealership in Denver, CO. He tried to sell me tons of stuffed heads, but Easter was the only one for me. He’s a very soulful buffalo who was cut down in his prime. We hang out when I’m at work, and he loves it when I bounce ideas off of him.

Easter