Call me a bleeding heart, but this cute little guy needs a home.

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I’ll try to keep you amused. Or at least reading.

We shot this spot with director, Justin Klarenbeck. Created music with Trivers Meyers. And created effects with Radium. It was a great experience and a pretty nice little spot for insulation.

The following were videos I submitted for a TBWA Absolut short and cheap video contest aimed at bringing the tag line “In an Absolut World” to life. I wrote some lyrics and handed them out to four different musicians (folk singer, funk group, punk group and rapper). Two of the musicians came through, putting the lyrics to music and recording them. We then handed those pieces off to local motion graphics artists, who concepted and created these videos based on their interpretation of the lyrics and their own vision of an Absolut World. Everyone’s time and talents were donated, bringing a true spirit of artist collaboration to our entries.

Absolut Molly Venter

Absolut BOFUS

McDonald’s “Sad Cupid”

McDonald’s “Do Over”

McDonald’s “Coffee Ring”

McDonald’s “Grandma’s Check”

What a lame blog my blog site has become.

Months between posts.

Tisk.

And in yet another lame blogging move, I’m going to pull the old redirect 1-2. If you haven’t checked out icanhascheezburger.com, do it. Do it now! If you’re already acquainted with this site, I’m sorry. Let’s make up over a cheezburger.

Not sure where to plunk that extra 10k? The stock market’s shaky. It’s too late to get in on gold. Stashing crisp bills under the mattress is starting to look good.

But wait! There’s another option:

Thanks, Oklahoma!

Toilets. Generally regarded as necessary commodities*, these porcelain facilities now have a watchdog group to impress. The Who’s Who of lavatories — http://thebathroomdiaries.com.

And for good reason.

The old W.C. has a very diverse user base. You’ve got hoverers, double flushers, faucet runners, shoe tappers. So it’s understandably hard to find a bathroom that can please the masses.

Hence the toilet log.

Hmm.

Anyway, before you go, check out The Bathroom Diaries for a complete evaluation of the bathrooms near you. And try to hold it if you ever find yourself in China.

* commodities. pun or not a pun?

He’s one bad mother. And getting badder with age.

You don’t have to admit you saw the movie. But Vietnam brings it to life.

Click here to view the story on Reuters.